WHAT PART OF YOUR BODY GOES TO HEAVEN FIRST?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Cill Bot (Zone BBS Addict) on Sunday, 17-Oct-2004 7:20:57

The nun teaching Sunday school was speaking to her class one
morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to
Heaven... which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands
together
in front of you and God just takes you hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think
it's your legs."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face.
"Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your
legs?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's
bedroom
the other night. Mommy had her legs straight up in the air
and she was saying, "Oh God, I'm coming!" If Dad hadn't pinned her down,
we'd
have lost her."
The nun fainted.

Post 2 by Miss Gorgeous (I'm going for the prolific poster awards!) on Tuesday, 06-Jan-2009 17:09:32

laughs, crazy kid.

Post 3 by CrazedMidget (Sweet fantacy's really do come in small packages!) on Tuesday, 06-Jan-2009 19:09:27

omg fuckin rofllmao!

Post 4 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Tuesday, 06-Jan-2009 22:41:08

That's mighty funny! Jees, do kids say stupid shit. lmao!

Post 5 by blindndangerous (the blind and dangerous one) on Wednesday, 07-Jan-2009 10:19:49

lol gotta be little johnny who said it too. :D

Post 6 by Eleni21 (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Wednesday, 07-Jan-2009 15:15:11

hahaha Good one.